UMBRO 100! The Apollo Thermal Suit AKA the onesie

UMBRO 100! The Apollo Thermal Suit AKA the onesie

The sight of hungover sunday league subs donning the same onesies as the pros you's see on Football Italia gave me a buzz. You occasionally catch sight within a product heavy advert in your latest issue of Shoot!, Match or World Soccer but these were the days before Amazon & megastores, you could yearn for something for years & still never get your hands on it (same story with the Mr Frosty).

Sean Bean is kept toastie warm in one during the movie When Saturday Comes & I can only imagine they were phased out when substitutes got too comfortable & were less inclined to unzip & exit the suit to enter the game. Named the Apollo Thermal Suit due to the similarities to an astronauts uniform these were quite the luxury item retailing at £99.99 in 1995. 

With dual zips running from the neck all the way to your ankles, these suits were designed for the quick sub in colder temps & possibly the haftime kickaround with the other frustrated subs. Training in these would be some feat given the roomy nature but I can definitely picture some frozen South American import in the early days of the Premier League becoming attached to them!

 

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